It’s 8 p.m. on a Friday. What’s your dad doing? (Or wishing he was doing?)Hosting a gathering of friends and familyBuilding a storage shelf from scrap lumberMaking a spice rub for tomorrow night’s brisketWashing his Gore-Tex gear (but with a special additive that keeps it waterproof) Dad just sighed in annoyance. What’s the most likely reason?The kids are preoccupied with their cell phones or video games and don’t want to hang outSomeone didn’t put the drill battery back on the chargerThe BBQ propane tank is empty… and there’s no back up!The camping rope was left in a pile on the floor, rather than tied in a figure 8 and hung on the wall. Your Dad’s in a large department store. What’s he looking at?A large inflatable flamingo pool floatyA rolling tool chestGourmet BBQ rubs and saucesNothing. My dad wouldn’t be found in a department store. Your Dad is best known as a:MerrymakerHandymanGrill MasterOutdoorsman Which celebrity does your dad channel?Jim GaffiganMike HolmesGuy FieriBear Grylls Your Dad’s favourite quick read is:A joke bookThe manual to his new chainsawThe recipe section of any publicationField & Stream Time is Up! Time's up
